Laughter is scientifically proven good for health, both mentally and physically. Indeed, there appears to be a close link between the vibrations in the body that laughing causes and the natural frequency of the human body's cells.
So, we have compiled a collection of jokes. Everyone knows at least one joke, but which ones are the funniest? We've rounded up a few that are sure to make you smile and entertain your friends.
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If you want to know how the week is going, I just took the pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neck hole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”
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A little boy walks into a barbershop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This is the worlds dumbest kid. Watch and I’ll prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then asks the boy, “Hey kid, which do you want?”
The boy takes the quarters then leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “The kid never learns!”
Later the customer sees the boy eating an ice cream and says, “Hey, little boy, why do you always take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and answered, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over.”
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Guy walks into a bar….
He says, “ouch”
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Which day do eggs hate? Fry-day.
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
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Why was the piano on the porch? Because it forgot its keys.
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If you burry someone in the wrong place, you’ve made a grave mistake.
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My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium. But I always take her advice with a grain of salt.
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Want to hear a construction joke? I’m still working on it.
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What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers
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I’m considering getting a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can see myself doing.
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Dame Edna had Zsa Zsa Gabor on as a guest.
Zsa Zsa said “Dahlink, not many people know this about me but, I am an excellent housekeeper.”
Dame Edna was amazed (and so was the audience).
Then Zsa Zsa said “Oh yes! After every one of my divorces, I keep the house!”